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LE SAD FANFICTION. I CREYS EVERYTIME.

le fanfiction:
THERE ONCE WERE SOME PRESIDENTIAL ASSASSINS.
THE QUESTION IS… IN WHAT ASSASS
RATHER… IN WHOSE ASSASS
RICK PERRY’S ASSASS
HOWEVER, THERE WAS BUTT ONE PROBLEM
SANTORUM THOUGHT HE AND RICK PERRY HAD A MONOGOMOUS RELATIONSHIP AS TO NOT UNDER MINE THE SACRED INSTITUTION OF MAWWIAGE
BUTT IT WAS ALL A FARCE
FOR RICK WAS CHEATING ON HIM WITH A CERTAIN MITT ROMNEY
RICK CLAIMED THAT SANTORUM HAD UNDERESTIMATED HIS SWAG.
HE MARCHED AWAY ANGRILY.
SANTORUM HAD MANY CREYS
THE FEELS OVERWHELMED HIS FRAIL OPINIONS
THE STATE OF AMURR’CA 
WAS NO MORE…
AND THAT IS HOW JOSEPH JAMES BECAME PRESIDENT

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diirawringly:

zacloudseth:

IT’S CON WEEKEND!!!

I expect everyone to put on their cosplays like this

This clip never gets old to me.

(via sherlocksflybooty)

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professorhopeless-to-the-rescue:

me

(Source: theoffices, via sketchypanda)

sherlocksflybooty:

fujo:

6 gifs that explain why the Avengers Cast is the best
(I own none of these gifs)

god that one of mark and tom just makes me feel all gIDDY INSDE

yes i just made this for this occasion